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unclefather:

A bee can become drunk from fermented nectar and other bees will punish it by chewing off its legs.

"Hey, Pete is drunk again lets chew his legs off"

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soonitwill:

Welcome to fall aka flannels and beanies aka the most CONFUSING FUCKING SEASON FOR LESBIANS

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I love that moment. When you’re on a long car ride, or listening to music, or reading. And you completely zone out. You forget your troubles, and everyone around you. You’re focused on that one thing, and that one thing only. You’re content, and everything seems peaceful.
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twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

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likalizeit:

if i had a dollar for every time i questioned america’s education system i wouldn’t even need to go to college

(Source: legendoftheconsultingtimelord)

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mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

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laughter-everyday:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

"GROOT HELP ME YOU FUCKING TWIG"

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unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

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bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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4, 6, 8, 9, 17, 19, 20
Anonymous ASKED

4:Your go-to outfit?

Tee and jeans with Vans and probably a big hoodie and beanie.

6:What’s your favorite thing to have another person do to you? Ie scratch your back, play with your hair

Backrubs for sure. I will go straight to sleep.

8:If you could change anything about your appearance would you? And what?

I want my boobs to either be bigger (like a cup size) or gone. Also I want to be more muscular but that’s not gonna happen because I never feel good enough to go to the gym.

9:What is something you find really cute on a potential romantic/sexual partner? If both genders, say one for each or something that applies to both

I don’t really ascribe aesthetic things to them being cute. I want my partner to be a romantic. That’s cute.

17:Name a celebrity who you often wish you looked like

I don’t wish I looked like anyone. I’m told I look like Hannah Hart though.

19:Favorite type of weather?

Rainy.

20:Favorite book?

I’m a librarian. I do not have a favorite. That would be like picking a favorite kid. From a choice of several thousand. 

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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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nevver:

Deep space rugs, Schönstaub

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